Homemade Miracle Whip.  Yes, You Read That Correctly.

1/4 cup GOOD QUALITY mayonnaise.  It can be jarred, that’s fine, but get one with very few ingredients.
1/4 cup plain yogurt
1 tsp. dijon mustard
1 tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
Pinch salt and pepper

Whisk all ingredients in a small bowl until smooth and creamy.  That’s it.